If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Muscle Tank fight featuring the defunct alleys of

featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear

" all rendered with distressed texture throughout

cloud-like border and fan-shaped top displays arched bold serif text reading "BAILEY" and "BROS" above centered text reading "BUILDING & LOAN" and "ASSOCIATION

" then "COAST GUARD YOUTH AUXILIARY" and "SINCE 1955

personalized toasts

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Muscle Tank fight featuring the defunct alleys ofGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.