Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lit The waders don't make it

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A red badge shape with a white decorative border frames the full composition

Black script text reads "Allentown" above large black cursive text reading "Peanuts

with curved distressed blue text reading "CHIPPIES" arched across the top

Lincoln dropping life advice at a San Dimas mall podium like he's closing out Gettysburg is peak accuracy for two dudes who say "So-crates

Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lit The waders don't make itEnrollment at a two thousand year old sorcery academy means twelve semesters on green eyed bride acquisition and a mandatory elective in looking terrifying while Thunder does the heavy lifting. Lo Pan's curriculum is mostly monologues and lightning fingers. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A high contrast posterized illustration depicts Lo Pan in an ornate headdress, arms outstretched with long gnarled fingernails, surrounded by