Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Golden-yellow brushstroke lettering reads "Coco's"

Golden-yellow brushstroke lettering reads "Coco's" at the top

celebrating the vintage defunct golden era venues of yesteryear

"SANTA CARLA" and "CALIFORNIA" are centered between two small blood droplets

Diagonal teal parallel stripes span the composition in a vintage matchbook style

flanked by cream script reading "Western" and "League

Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Golden-yellow brushstroke lettering reads "Coco's"Turd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft